I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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