What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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