I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
my being single is dangerous.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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