My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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