I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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