I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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