My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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