Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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