I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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