i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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