I'm laying in your front yard are you home
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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