Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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