I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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