C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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