I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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