He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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