If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Randomize
