What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you didnt know i had herpes?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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