Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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