This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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