do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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