she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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