Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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