Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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