So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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