does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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