Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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