Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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