thus making me awesome and them whores
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
