who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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