she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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