I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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