North Korea, Best Korea!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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