Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize