I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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