thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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