Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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