Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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