is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I would ride that face into the sunset