Kiss
Puke
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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