So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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