I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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