Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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