Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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