You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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