Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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