jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
