The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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