I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Drake has all the answers
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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