Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
there is glitter all over my balls
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