Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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