Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
