I wanna passion pit in your ass
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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