Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
